In session
Approach the bench.
You've weighed it long enough. Lay the matter before Moritz and receive a considered verdict — Upheld, Overturned, or Remanded — with reasons, and the dry composure of a bench that has heard it all before.
How a hearing works
State your case in plain words. Moritz reviews the appeal, considers what came before, and hands down a verdict written to be read once and remembered — never a wall of hedging.
The Appeal
Submit the question you keep turning over. A sentence or a paragraph; Moritz asks for no more than you'd tell a friend.
The Verdict
Upheld, Overturned, or Remanded — stamped, reasoned, and delivered in Moritz's measured voice.
The Docket
Every ruling is filed. Return to any case, read the reasoning again, or let it stand as precedent.
Precedent
Note what you value and how you'd like to be judged. Moritz keeps your bench consistent over time.
Moritz's Lunch
A standing recommendation near the office — chosen with the same dry care, using only nearby venues, never your location.
Chambers
Set the tone, manage your account, and export or delete everything whenever you please.
A second opinion, for entertainment
AskMoritz is a companion for the small verdicts of everyday life — settling a debate, breaking a tie, giving shape to a decision. Its rulings are generated by AI and offered for reflection and amusement. They are not legal, financial, medical, or professional advice.
Your case stays yours
Your appeals are stored to your account and used to render your verdicts — nothing more. There's no advertising, no selling of your data, and account deletion erases your record for good. Read the full Privacy Policy for the details.